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"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience."
~George Bernard Shaw
"I don't have much call for handkerchiefs, my dear...there are certain advantages, you see, in being without a nose."
~Erik
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams
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You're here because you done [Bleep] up too many times! You think you're hot [Bleep] in a champagne glass; but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
- The Monarch
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